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not-shottosh asked:

So she ordered Chinese Food without me... ://

Well that’s certainly a shame your partner ordered it without you. Maybe if you were a little less pushy towards sleeping arrangements that wouldn’t have happened. But who am I to judge a situation I’m obviously not involved in?

Sylph Of Light

THIS IS A REAL BOOK THAT ACTUALLY EXISTS

peixesprincesses:

leans in close

looks intently at you

holds your face

couple cosplay with me

webbyghost:

luxtempestas:

my room in case anybody forgot that i am still 1000% HOMESTUCK TRASH

and I am 1000% JEALOUS

skateordiekillua:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

ahsfans:

16 days until #AHSFreakShow

(ask the bae away that's suggestive) I need to vent my girlfriend is calling me a bab and not letting me sleep in her bed

I cannot BELIEVE you’re going to such heights to pester me.

meh ::::/

miraculoustang:

what a shitty person

THE GREAT FANCY KANAYA IS ALMOST UPON US

So she ordered Chinese Food without me... ://

Well that’s certainly a shame your partner ordered it without you. Maybe if you were a little less pushy towards sleeping arrangements that wouldn’t have happened. But who am I to judge a situation I’m obviously not involved in?

(ask the bae away that's suggestive) I need to vent my girlfriend is calling me a bab and not letting me sleep in her bed

I cannot BELIEVE you’re going to such heights to pester me.

wandatinasky:

don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums.  anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.